Mm-hmm, and my answer'll be 'you don't have to make me anything', tape measure's quicker.
[ he puts it down and scribbles the measurements in a small notepad. ]
I'll do you one better.
[ he does this for kitty all the time. pulling out his comm, he leaves hank a voicemail. ]
Your sense of humor's why I hang out with you, so don't go losing it. To whoever he's playing this to - this is Winn Schott and this voicemail was uncoerced.
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[ of course he is. are you even really surprised? ]
Good. Cuz I gotta tell you, the brains and the superheroism is great and all, but I mostly hang out with you for the nerd jokes.
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[no, which is why he's giving in]
Can you repeat that so I can get it recorded? I need proof that someone appreciates my jokes.
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[ he puts it down and scribbles the measurements in a small notepad. ]
I'll do you one better.
[ he does this for kitty all the time. pulling out his comm, he leaves hank a voicemail. ]
Your sense of humor's why I hang out with you, so don't go losing it. To whoever he's playing this to - this is Winn Schott and this voicemail was uncoerced.
[ hanging up. ]
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[oh my god Winn. He actually laughs, and when it pops up on his device he pulls it out to save it]
You're the best.
[he'd been joking, but now he's actually going to play it the next time he's told his sense of humor is terrible]
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[ he claps hank's shoulder with a smile, just so happy he could make him laugh again. ]
That's what nerdbros are for.